North or South quizI scored 83% Dixie the first time. I changed two answers to what I thought they might be, and it jumped to 99%.
Toilet with a view.
Travis, you know you want to visit this place.
Ninja Golf."I'm sure this is the first time you've seen a Ninja playing golf.
Savor this moment folks, life doesn't get much better than this."
Listen to Jupiter's radio stormsThe info is in that link, the streaming audio link is
here. How cool does the phrase "Jovian radio laser" sound?
Han Solo in carbonite!
I've wanted one of these for years!
Interesting.Women compete? What a groundbreaking idea!
Things i'd do if I ever became an evil
overlord.Ben found this great site. It should be required reading.
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80s cartoon villains.
G.I. Joe cartoon villains.
I don't totally agree with the lists, but they are entertaining. As much as I hate G.I. Joe the movie, I agree that
the Nemesis Enforcer was cool.
"Dwarfing every other character around him, he was like this big, flying Jason Voorhees who would've seemed sooo much scarier if his tights were any other color but pink."
Also, they refer to the Crimson Guard as " the Crimson F'n Guard".
Nerd bickering:
Nerd 1: I started running RAID SATA and it's better than sex. Seriously, 300 mb/s throughput?
Nerd 2: Seriously, have you ever had sex? I've configured dual-tray 18 spindle raid0+1 on fibre channel and all it was to me was disk storage. But then again, I've had sex with many women.
Sad.
This guy was waaay too calm. In the spirit of ECW, the only thing I can say is "
He's hardcore! He's hardcore!"
Stay youngwithout having to make any changes to your life. Just wait for gene research to do it for you.
VoyagerThe most distant man made objects, Voyager 1 and 2, were built for four year missions.
Twenty six years later, they are still working, even though it takes over twelve hours
at the speed of light to send them commands. Is it wrong of me to
want to chant "USA! USA! USA!"?
HilariousThis could be one of the worst stories ever.
The world is full of idiots. It's not bad enough that they outnumber thinking people, but
nowthey work with nuclear weapons.
Underwear for geeks.
Now if only someone will come up with the stoplight hat, to remove all confusion about a person's intentions.
ScaryA project called Matrix? How can that not be scary?
Facts about different types of beer.
Cable is the root of all evil.
This takes stupid lawsuits to another level.
IdiotsThere should be laws against naming your child something stupid.
NeatWho wouldn't want to fly in a plane with a ballroom and tennis courts in 1940?