Random things

The life of Jim
Here is an actual conversation I had earlier this week with a coworker, with my thoughts in italics.
her: You know, you look good with glasses on.
me:Yes!
me: Thanks.
her: Glasses really help some people. It distracts you from other features.
me: Dammit!
me: So what do my glasses distract you from?
her: Oh, it doesn't apply to you. I meant other people.
me: ....